Hot Stalkers and Awesomeness ... what is the world coming to?

If walls had ears, monkeys flew out of my *^@#... and I had prescription drugs; life would be a lot less complicated. I can't imagine how the Boys must feel; surrounded by all these Journalists ... talking about.... their awesomeness (Most awesome band of 2005) and if they had girlfriends and Stalkers.

The illusive Goo opened up to the National Enquirer (to our left) when John said something about that he had a stalker and how (with rolling eyes)

"she was really hot" ... oh joy ... the price you pay for fame. Good thing we stood conveniently next to CNN (to our right; guess who got the attention); compared to us who were ignored (hey; no hurt feelings; we understand).

Anyway ... the new album is on its way; the band is in the studio ... I'd love to tell you more, but Mr. Rzeznik is not returning my call ...

this is what we know; John loves the studio more than the road; he writes his songs in between touring and recording and most of it on his couch at home. The new album is going to be "epic"; a step forward; huge and ... oh, just enjoy the video ... and if you know who the stalker is ... e-mail me ...

RMc